Debt for a Wingman

Sometime in July....

Edric: Hay... I don't have much left.

Me: How much do you need ba?

Edric: Around 400...

Me: Fine, I do have some spare cash.

Edric: Sure ka? It might be a hassle on your part...

Me: Nah it's fine... I only have 1000 rotting in my bank account.

Edric: Ikaw na.... Lol. But... what's the catch?

Me: Hmm... Interest of around 5%... (as what I charge to debtors before)

Edric: *lingers* Ummm... fine fine.  I will be indebted to you.

Me: *thinks for a moment* Actually, you can do another thing.

Edric: What?

Me: Find me a date.

Edric: Be a wingman you mean?

Me: Yes.

Edric: Asus, kadali, It is a deal!

Sometime in August...

Edric: I think I need money again... for my training.

Me: How much do you need?

Edric: 1000, but I'll get some from others.

Me: Hmmm... *checks account* I think I can lend you the whole 1,000.

Edric: No, that's too much. I still have the one last month. Just close it at 1,000.

Me: So, 600?

Edric: Yes, hehe. And I assume there's a catch again?

Me: Yes.... But you decide what it would be.

Edric: Be your wingman for life!

Me: Whut? 'Til I die? *laughs* That's a tad harsh. Maybe until 30?

Edric: What if 30 ka na and you're still single?

Me: Gago. Fine... Until I'm not then.

Edric: Too late, you said until 30 lang. Yey!

Me: Arrgh. Come on, please! I know you are a matchmaking master!

Edric: Sige na nga, we will find him, someday... It is a deal!

To be continued...